Friday, August 16, 2013

Learning From Cows

On a recent road trip, Terry and I discovered a new ice cream parlor...

 












(Do they still call it that?!)














The ice cream was delicious!



I saw this poster on the wall - and thought it worth sharing!

All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From a Cow

  • Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
  • Don't cry over spilled milk.
  • When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!
  • The grass is green on the udder side of the fence.
  • Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
  • Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!
  • It's better to be seen and not herd.
  • Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
  • Never take any bull from anybody.
  • Always let them know who's the bossy.
  • Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
  • Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
  • Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
An online search for the words above uncovered another cow-inspired list!
  • If it's good, milk it for all it's worth
  • Successful people are "moo-vers and shakers"
  • Don't be just one of the herd
  • The cream always rises to the top
  • Don't stoop to a barnyard mentality
  • Don't be bossy
  • It's better to have milked and churned than to have never milked at all
  • If you need to get somewhere, hoof it
  • Some days can be udder frustration
  • If you're feeling low, moo yourself a little song
  • Chew your food 50 times before swallowing
  • Don't let others corrall you
  • Munch hay while the sun shines
  • He who lives with the herd learns to watch his step
  • Following your heart will always steer you in the right direction
  • Party 'till the cows come home
  • Live for-heifer young
  • Here a moo, there a moo, every where a moo-moo
(The things one can learn from a cow!)

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