(Do they still call it that?!)
The ice cream was delicious!
I saw this poster on the wall - and thought it worth sharing!
All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From a Cow
- Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
- Don't cry over spilled milk.
- When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!
- The grass is green on the udder side of the fence.
- Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
- Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!
- It's better to be seen and not herd.
- Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
- Never take any bull from anybody.
- Always let them know who's the bossy.
- Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
- Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
- Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
- If it's good, milk it for all it's worth
- Successful people are "moo-vers and shakers"
- Don't be just one of the herd
- The cream always rises to the top
- Don't stoop to a barnyard mentality
- Don't be bossy
- It's better to have milked and churned than to have never milked at all
- If you need to get somewhere, hoof it
- Some days can be udder frustration
- If you're feeling low, moo yourself a little song
- Chew your food 50 times before swallowing
- Don't let others corrall you
- Munch hay while the sun shines
- He who lives with the herd learns to watch his step
- Following your heart will always steer you in the right direction
- Party 'till the cows come home
- Live for-heifer young
- Here a moo, there a moo, every where a moo-moo
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