Tuesday, October 8, 2024
Confusing Words
Friday, January 5, 2024
Zero Waist??
When I asked my daughter if she was familiar with the concept of "zero waste" clothing patterns (that I mentioned in yesterday's blog), she told me she hadn't heard of the term.
Later, I sent her a picture of the book I was referring to.
Then she messaged back: Oh, I thought you meant "zero WAIST" patterns.
ZERO WAIST? You mean boxy? I countered.
Well, not just boxy. A-line dresses, straight shifts. Anything that doesn't have a defined waist.
Oh my! CONFUSION caused by WORDS THAT SOUND THE SAME but mean something totally DIFFERENT! In my teaching days, correcting students' writing, I often ran into that problem.
(And, unfortunately, spellcheck is often equally confused.)
Monday, June 5, 2023
Typo?! Or Play on Words?!
I recently came across this poster in the mall...
They mean (I think) "Good BUYS"...
Are they implying that the products are selling fast - and won't be back?
Or is it just a typo?!
Saturday, April 1, 2023
What We Mean...
Teaching English to adults from all over the world - as I did for most of my years as a teacher - I was regularly reminded that English is a language in transition. Words change their meanings from generation to generation. Even close neighbours like Canada and the USA sometimes don't understand each other. An American visiting Canada might ask where the restroom is - and not be understood. In Canada it's called a washroom.
Here are a few more word differences I found in an online article from "The Insider," aimed at enlightening Americans on Canadian terms they may not understand..
The winter knit hat that Americans call a beanie, Canadians call a toque.
Sometimes a corner store is called a 7-11. In Quebec, it's called a depanneur.
What Americans call sneakers, Canadians call running shoes or simply runners.
I didn't know this, but the hooded sweatshirts commonly called hoodies in most parts of Canada are apparently, called "bunny hugs" in Saskatchewan.
If I were still teaching English to immigrants, I'd definitely go through this whole Insider article in class!
Sunday, May 22, 2022
Misunderstood!
“It’s a sunny day!” I say - glad for the beautiful spring weather…
My grandson comes running…
Sunny?! Where sunny?!
He thinks I’m talking about “Sonny” our neighbors’ little dog!
Sunday, December 5, 2021
I didn’t know that!
One of my (grown-up) kids recently messaged me: What’s the difference between splatter and spatter?
I don’t know... is there a difference? I messaged back...
I thought you’d know - you were an English teacher.
I guess I didn’t use those words all that often.
So I googled: spatter vs splatter...
And lo and behold - there is a difference! Spatter is scattering SMALL drops - and SPLATTER is scattering large ones!
Live and learn!
Wednesday, November 17, 2021
What Exactly Does That Mean?!
I realize that every generation creates new words or uses existing words in a new way...
So I guess I’m dating myself when I wonder...
What on earth is “slub-knit”?
Or “voop neck”?!! (My spell check didn’t even know - it changed VOOP neck to COOP!)
Maybe I need to consult the Urban Dictionary! They’re usually up to date on the latest terms.
Well, they’re no help! When I looked up “slub” alone, they didn’t have the word on their list...
They don’t know what voop neck was either...
So I looked up “voop” by itself, and I’m pretty sure that isn’t what the t-shirt ad meant to say!
As a post script, I later asked my daughter about these two words. She informed me that slub knit means knit with uneven thicknesses of fibre in it, so the knitting would have texture to it. Maybe some pile, in fact. But she had no idea about “voop”!
Thursday, September 10, 2020
How Last Names Change
Before my mother’s family immigrated to Canada from a farming community the Ukraine, they spelled their last name Gohl. But on their Canadian immigration papers, it was spelled “Huhl.” Was it a typo or a problem reading the Russian documents in Canada? (Once in Canada, they spelled it Guhl...)
When my son got a visa to visit Russia, a number of years ago, his last name also came out looking different on the visa...
If Terry’s family had immigrated by ship from a Russian port, like my mother's family did, their last name might have been changed to Hatkins... or perhaps Vhatkins!
Wednesday, December 4, 2019
ALL? (Or a SELECT Few?)
That’s interesting...
Wait!!
Don’t know if ALL are on sale... Or just a SELECT few?!
What does this sign actually mean?!!
Tuesday, November 26, 2019
"Detailing"?!

I was more interested in learning why washing a car by hand is now called "detailing"!!
Where did that term originate?!!
(I haven't been able to find out.)
Saturday, August 10, 2019
What's a "Golf Widow"?
I'm usually reminded of this when someone younger than me uses a word I've never heard of before.
But recently I used an expression that two of my grown-up kids didn't understand. The expression I used was "golf-widow".
My daughter had sent me information about a Yoga event being held on a golf course...
I commented that it had probably been organized by a golf widow as revenge.
"How awful!" my daughter replied...
"Not that awful," I said... "Do you know what a "golf widow" is?"
"No, I've never heard the expression."
"Well, what do you think it means?"
"Someone whose husband got hit by a golf ball and died?"
"No! That's not what it means!"
Later I asked my son: "What do you think I mean when I say someone is a "golf widow"...?"
"I don't know," he replied, "but I guess it means that her husband was a golfer who died."
"No! It means that when golf season is here, she never sees her husband because he's always playing golf... Like during football season, Dad is always watching football on TV so I'm a "football widow"..."
"Never heard that expression before," he replied...
I can't believe it! Does nobody say that any more?!
One generation - and a perfectly good expression disappears!!
Wednesday, June 19, 2019
Memory - of London, England
The display features a London subway sign. I don't remember the stop, but I do remember wandering the streets of the neighborhood with my daughter, hunting for a special brush that would smooth down mohair fabric.
We went into one brush shop... (Yes, London has special shops for brushes!) It turned out that they didn't have the brush she was looking for, but they referred her to a shop that would certainly carry it...
The shop was on "German" Street, the clerk explained... and wrote down the address.
But he spelled the street J-E-R-M-Y-N.
"That guy must have dyslexia," I whispered to my daughter after we left the shop. "He had no idea how German is spelled!"
But when we got to the street... I was the one who was wrong! That's exactly how that street name is spelled in London!
Saturday, December 8, 2018
Caturday
Here are a few of mine...
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(Terry (not usually a cat-person) napping with a feline friend on his knee.
Cats often "choose" him to be their buddy. (Or was the cat simply hinting that he wanted his favorite napping chair back?!!)
My daughter's other cat... occasionally referred to as "Bad Boy Panda," is not a cuddly beast.
Instead, he loves to jump up on the highest perches in the house and view the world from there... Occasionally plants or dishes fall!
He's not cuddly, but he is cunning: He didn't manage to catch the mouse that crept into the livingroom one night. But ever since then, he keeps dropping a toy mouse near the hole...
A decoy, perhaps, to lure the live mouse back?!
Thursday, September 20, 2018
BED of Flowers - Literally!
A BED of flowers...
Someone in Merrickville, Ontario, decided to take the term literally!
(I wonder if an English teacher lives here...!)
Thursday, November 16, 2017
"Stam"
For the first three, when I was a full-time student at the Hebrew University in Jerusalem, I rarely spoke English.
So I remember struggling at times, during my first few days and weeks teaching at the Anglican International School, trying to remember certain English words... (Strange, I know, but true...!)
This oral method suited my learning style, though, on the negative side, I never learned to write or spell very well. An added difficulty was that the Hebrew alphabet is entirely different.
I've been away from Israel for over 40 years now, and I'd guess that I've forgotten 40% of my vocabulary.
But when I went to Israel with one of my sons in 2008, I was still able to converse fluently, though at times I had to struggle to find words.
Over time, hearing words spoken around me, I'm sure many more words would resurface. That's the amazing way the brain works!
I've been reading an interesting book on the brain entitled, "The Brain that Changes Itself." In it I read that learning a foreign language is a good way to exercise the brain. So is travel, as it immerses a person in situations where everything is new and different, forcing the brain to work hard.
I don't know if it's because the book is making me think about my experiences in Israel, where I was totally immersed in a new country and language - but suddenly Hebrew words have been resurfacing in my mind... Words like "stam" - which means "for no good reason" or "just because I felt like it."
One might ask: "Why did you do it?" and the other person would simply say: "Stam."
(I love the concept! It suits an impulsive person like me!)
The brain is so amazing: I don't think it's churning up words from my past "stam" (or willy-nilly).
Perhaps reading a book on how the brain works is another good way of exercising the brain!
Monday, March 20, 2017
What Does That Mean in French?!
To me it says, this vehicle drives on maple syrup...
Is that what it means? Literally (as a joke): This vehicle rolls on maple syrup...
Or am I way off?!!
Monday, July 4, 2016
Copy Editing Needed!
So I wonder...
Doesn't someone ask, before putting a sign out in public - Can you see any mistakes?!
It's easy enough to slip up.
I did a double take when I saw this sign recently... (Then I went back and took a picture...)
Maybe I should have gone into the store to tell them! Or maybe spelling mistakes bring more customers in - so they make them on purpose!
Hmmm. I wonder what kitchen clothing Paderno has started to sell.
Really?!
I know spelling changes over time - but that's a new one for me!
Friday, July 31, 2015
What I Learned from EATS, SHOOTS & LEAVES
First I learned that I'm a "punctuation vigilante" - or, at least, I became one in my job as an English teacher, daily correcting punctuation errors in students' writing. I learned that writers and editors often become punctuation vigilantes, too, as they strive to get it "right." And like teachers, not all editors agree on what is "right" or "wrong."
Why is it so hard to get it right?! Because punctuation isn't an exact science. It's in flux - and changes over time. The first punctuation marks were developed in the fourth century by St. Jerome. These were marks added to hand-written manuscripts to indicate when and how long readers should pause when reading aloud to others. At that time, most people couldn't read, so they had to be read aloud to. Punctuation marks as we know them were only added to text after the invention of the printing press. Two fifteenth-century printers began to add marks to clarify meaning as well as indicate pauses.
Even today, although the basics remain the same, different magazines and newspapers have their own style guides - and they don't necessarily concur, especially when it comes to apostrophes after the letter "s": Is it Keats' poems? Or Keats's poems? Each periodical decides how they are going to do it.
Other differences include whether a period goes inside or outside quotation marks. Americans put the period inside, the British outside: "This is what I mean." (American) "This is what I mean". (British)
I learned that one of my favorite punctuation marks - ?! - a question mark followed by an exclamation mark actually has a name. It's called an "interrobang." It's a relatively new punctuation mark - invented in 1962 (when I was in high school). The Wikipedia article (linked to above) puts one on top of the other. I definitely don't write it like that, so I'm not sure if they are bother the same "interrobang" mark.
I was reminded that three dots (...) are called ellipsis. Apparently they are increasingly being used, mostly in informal writing, such as emails. I use them a lot in my blogs - together with interrobangs.
People are beginning to write words together, without spaces, thanks to texting. We now also create pictures with punctuation: Emoticons...
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That's about it! Eats, Shoots & Leaves was great bedtime reading: Informative and funny. It induced no nightmares!
I hope I enjoy it just as much!
Monday, March 17, 2014
When Words Change Their Meaning...
Take the word "chimney."
A while back I posted a blog on my mother's early teaching years and commented on how classroom duties had changed. A hundred years ago, a teacher was expected to clean the chimney, not just light the fire before the pupils arrived. Wasn't cleaning the stove chimney a bit much to expect?!
A friend emailed to clarify on the meaning of the word chimney: A chimney wasn't simply a vent for a stove. It was also the vent for a coal oil lamp!
I recently saw this one in an Indian restaurant. Cleaning the glass dome doesn't seem that hard!
But had my friend not informed me, I would have thought teachers were expected to be chimney-sweeps!
Words change their meaning and tools become obsolete... No wonder, over time, we have a hard time conceptualizing what life was like long ago - even with historic letters and documents from way back.
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Terms of Endearment
How strange it sounds! But terms of endearment in other languages sound strange to us, too. I remember laughing when I first heard "my little cabbage" in French - "Mon petit chou."
Food as endearment? Why not?! In English, "My little dumpling" used to be popular, though it's not heard much these days. But why a dumpling and not a piece of chocolate cake?!
A friend in Georgia calls her husband "Peach" - referring no doubt to the famous Georgia peaches.
Eyes? Cabbage? Dumpling? Peach? Why are any of these expressions terms of endearment?! I'm sure there's a story behind each one!

















